Thursday, May 14, 2009

Puffins

Two guys sit with their laptops.

1: Dude, the coordinated content this week is Penguins.
2: I love Puffins.
1: Yeah, they're so cool, all black and white and wait, what?
2: Puffins, they're awesome.
1: No dude, the coordinated content is on Penguins.
2: Did you know in New England they have their own cereal?
1: Penguins?
2: It's called Puffins. It's so delicious.
1: Dude, we're not talking about Puffins here, you gotta think of something about Penguins.
2: Okay so two Puffins walk into a bar...
1: Are you even listening to me?
2: Yeah dude, I've been listening to every word you've been saying. The coordinated content this week is on Puffins.
1: Penguins!
2: Yeah, Puffins.
1: Dude seriously. This is getting ridiculous.
2: What is? You don't want to do the coordinated content?
1: Of course I do!
2: Well then I'll leave you be, come up with something awesome for Puffins and we'll read each other's when we're done.
1: Alrighty, we'll do that.
2: Yes I am looking particularly attractive today thanks.
1: Um I didn't say that.
2: Dude, don't be down on yourself, there has to be a second place.
1: Okay seriously now you're starting to piss me off.
2: Look if you want me to write you a second Puffin piece I can do that.
1: Augh!
2: Dude, calm down. I don't know what you're getting mad at me for.
1: Bloom County.
2: Huh?
1: Bloom County, Opus, what is he?
2: A Penguin.
1: and we're doing coordinated content on...
2: Puffins. Okay, seriously you're creeping me out, good luck.

2 leaves the room.

1: I will kill him one day.

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This post is an installment in a continuing series of content coordinated by theme or motif with posts from Enoch Allred of Chiltingham, John Allred of clol Town, Jon Fairbanks of Funkadelic Freestylings of Another Sort, Eli Z. McCormick and Miriam Allred of Modern Revelation!, John D. Moore of Whatnot Studios, Davey Morrison, Joseph Schlegel of Sour Mayonnaise, Sven Patrick Svensson of Sadness? Euphoria?, and William C. Stewart of Chide, Chode, Chidden. This week's theme: 'Penguins'.