Friday, November 28, 2008

The Face

A bunch of friends are chatting in a regular living room when the door knocks and a guy walks in. He nods to everyone then sits down, everyone is talking to each other but one by one they do a double take on the guy and then just stare at him.

Guy: Hey everyone, how's it going?
Girl 1:Uh, Hi Jeff.
Jeff: What's happenin'?
G1: Nothing, you look different.
Boy 1: Yeah, did you get a haircut?
Boy 2: No, there's something more about him.

Jeff gives off a smile and winks.

G1: Holy crap!
B1: What?
G1: Jeff has a face!

Everyone shows their realization. And make some sort of exclamation.

Jeff: Guilty, guilty. Yup I got a face.
G1: But you're the faceless man!
Jeff: Yeah but I was feeling like a change.
G1: How are you going to do your job?
Jeff: Oh I quit.
B1: But you're going to be noticed in a crowd!
Jeff: Yeah I've been self conscious about that.
B2: What really brought about this change?
Jeff: Well, my girlfriend wanted something to kiss.

All: Oh!

They all shake their heads.

B1: Women.

End

Monday, November 24, 2008

What Have You Been Working On?

I'm having some trouble with daily content, mostly I need ideas on stuff. But in the interim I've been writing more long form. What have I been writing?

My Super Hero Novel
A Badass Fantasy Novel
and
A D&D Musical

So if anyone has ideas, just give me a topic and I'll write about it. Gimme gimme gimme.

Friday, November 21, 2008

World Of Goo

Sorry no post today, being distracted by World of Goo.

http://2dboy.com/games.php

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

He's a Magic Man

A man sits alone in a room, he looks bored out of his mind, playing cards are scatted everywhere and he's wearing some Magician type outfit. He keeps throwing cards every once in a while.

M: I am so bored....

The camera pans around the room there is a door at the end of the room, it is shut. The camera pans back to the man.

M: When I took this gig I thought there would be fame, fortune. Not to just be turned into some kind of robot, having to wait here all day until fate came knocking at my door. I mean what could be out there? All manner of magic, cards, maybe even rabbits jumping out of hats, and yet here I am, stuck in here, all by myself. Just waiting, waiting, waiting.

He continues to throw cards randomly when suddenly an alarm goes off. He gets up excited.

M: Finally!

We here the door open and suddenly some 8-bit music starts to play/ The camera pans back to show a blue suited man walk in. The sinister music ends with a meter in the top right side of the screen going up and theme music begins to play. Magician Man throws his cards and the Blue man, but the screen is paused, he chooses Filibuster and turns into a Red White and Blue man. The action resumes and he shoots his blaster throwing a pulpit at Magician Man defeating him and making him disappear. The Blue Man turns back into Blue and jumps into the air victorious.

End

Monday, November 17, 2008

Breaking My Arm

Have you ever broken your arm?

It hurts you know, breaking an arm.
You fall on it and it breaks
then you have to spend months waiting until it heals.

You know what hurts worse then a broken arm?

Breaking it again.
Though not technically true
usually it hurts about the same amount

But then why would it hurt worse?

Well because it's all in your head
You know the pain that goes with it already
the long and slow recovery that is ahead.

Wouldn't the first time have hurt that same way?

Well not really as you don't know
the journey which is ahead of you
and you have an air of mystery

So what happens when you break it the third time?

Well then it's just getting old
You get bored with the process
it just hurts the same and you never see the end

And the fourth?

Don't even get me started
now you just don't even want to go out
You're done with the whole thing

What?

Well haven't you been paying attention?
Breaking your arm requires that you be doing something
which has some amount of movement to it.

You want to just lie in bed?

You think you do
But then you don't
Does that make sense?

No. I thought I was asking the questions?

I thought I was you
when did we become
two separate entities.

Around the second or third stanza, what was the point to all this?

Oh it was supposed to become a metaphor
about life and love and all that comes with it
and failure over and over again.

Isn't that sorta dumb?

Yeah well poetry is dumb sometimes
deal with it alright?
Just be glad you exist at all.

Are you high?

Yes I am high.
Now go away I have something
better to do.

Like what?

Oh I don't know
ending this poem
by breaking my arm.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

It's Him!

Two friends are walking down the road. They both stop and look into the distance.

1: Hey isn't that?
2: Yeah i think it is.

The camera pans around to show a man very rigid talking to some people, some of the people are interested, some are walking away. Cut back to the two friends.

1: Hey let's go check him out.
2: Yeah I've never seen him out and about like this.

The two friends run up to this man who is spouting off information.

Man: and as such, both groups are thoroughly dedicated to ensuring that the changes involved are decidedly non-violent, entirely optional, and beneficial to as many people as possible.

Another person listening in interjects.

Person: Biology!

Man: Biology, is the study of life and a branch of the natural sciences which studies living organisms and how they interact with each other and their enviroment.

Cut back to the friends.

1: Holy crap it is him.
2: You're right it's...

Cut back to the man.

1 & 2: Wikipedia Man!

The Man and the friends are left alone.

1: So what if I want to edit something?

Man: Well you'll have to give me your log in name and password. If you don't have one you can also register, just tell me your name and your password twice so I know you have it, and then you're in.

2: Wikipedia Man, you're so cool.

Man: I know. I know.

Wikipedia smiles.

You've asked for it!

Now you're going to have it. Here is the beginning of Daily Content part 2!

(Note due to work schedules if I miss a day in the days of monday through wednesday, do not worry, it's only cause I didn't access the internet!)

This second run is thanks in part by John and William!

Sunday, November 02, 2008