Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Man, I'm a failure.

I haven't updated, I haven't been reading many of the blogs that I've wanted to. Basically all the time I spend on the computer is consumed by Editing movies. So all I'm asking is that i don't lose you my readership just because I'm a dirty slacker. Anyways, that's about it. Oh, and look forward to the opening of my new website. I'm going to purchase the url within the next week or two. Wish me luck.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Worst TV Show Ever

I admit, every once in a while I watch MTV. I got addicted to the Real World early on in life and still enjoy it from time to time. Well I turned it to MTV the other day and found the worst TV show ever. Now MTV has made some horrible tv shows focused around dating. Next is all about first appearances and impressions and if anything goes slightly wrong you are nexted and sent off. There's also a show called Room Raiders where you are picked based purely on how your room looks. Then there is also one in which you are picked based on your musical abilities. Now I had thought that you couldn't get any worse then Date My Mom, which is one where a guy goes on a date with three moms and must pick the girl based on the mother. But alas, I was wrong. The newest dating MTV show is called My Own. My Own takes stalking to a whole new level. Some girl gets on and says she wants some celebrity like Kanye West or Justin Timberlake. Then six guys come onto the show trying to become this girl's own Kanye or Justin or whomever the girl feels like stalking at the time. The person is chosen based on how closely he can become this celebrity and then the girl can live in a pretend stalker world with a poor proxy. I watched a little of the Justin episode and noticed a Kanye episode the other day. All I know is, I'm sure glad I was in the Singled Out Generation.... Wow, we're all doomed.

Friday, January 20, 2006

The Dating Camel

Yeah, three posts in one day, actually 3 posts in one hour.


So a friend of mine told me I was a "Dating Camel" and it made perfect sense. Because I am a Dating Camel. Now what you ask is a dating camel? Well as you may know, Camels are able to store water for extended periods of time and don't have to drink for a long while, thus making them adept to survive in the desert. I too can store things for extended periods and be fine, such as dating. I date once every six months or so and I can survive easily off of that. Others say I can't have a healthy life style if I don't date too often, and if you truely believe that I'm some sicko because of that? Well then see the post below. Though I would like to be dating someone on a regular basis, the thought of dating girl after girl is none too pleasing to me. I have decided that unless i can find them having some sort of interest in me then i won't ask them on a date. Obviously the dating cheetah didn't work for me, neither did the deer, the horse or the jackolope. I'm sure someone will be able to come along and knock the hump off, but until that happens, I'm fine with living off of my hump for a while.

The value of the finger


You know, I wish the middle finger wasn't such a shocking thing in this town. It would be so much easier to get your point across if it didn't have such a wild meaning in this culture. Among my high school friends the middle finger is used for a very basic and good purpose. Basically to say, "shut up, you've gone too far." The gesture has then been noted by the recipient and the subject has been dropped, and we are all better people. So why can't it be that way here? When used here, the recipient's eyes widen and shock envelops their soul, and what is their thought? "Why is he sinning like that?" For instance, say someone gets a little too sacreligious and it really offends you, you can then flip the bird, and they understand that you've been offended. Instead in this culture, an explanation is required and then you never get your point across anyways. The finger has become a piece of fluff in this the society as a whole, it's just waved and doesn't have the psycho connotation it once held. You understand that you cut someone off, you'll get the finger, it's not really a big deal. Basically from what i'm saying is I wish I could use it in this culture because then it would be a lot easier to get people to stop talking shit. But instead, it riles them up even more. Blast it all, I need to move to Seattle.

Are you an Angel?

Reasons why I haven't posted in a while.

1. I've been falling asleep pretty early, which means that my usual internet time is skewed and I don't have the writers instinct in the mornings.

2. Because I have five or six post ideas and can't decide which to do.

3. Because my internet has been randomly going down, especially at moments when I am writing something.

4. Because I'm becoming even more apathetic.

5. Because I've had responsibilities. Ugh.

5 post ideas.

1. Dating Camel.

2. Ever growing apathy.

3. The Gossip beast has returned.

4. Why my film class is the greatest thing ever.

5. How I've been stretched too thin.

So I've looked through my past posts and it seems that about every 3 to 4 months I have a 2-3 week period where I'll disappear and then I come back again. So I'm coming back I say. Now a picture for your enjoyment.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Quickie

There will be a scheduled outage in 15 minutes, so I've gotta be short. I've been on the computer very little this week, probably due to the first week of school. Also due to the fact that I've gone to bed at 10 pm every night this week. So, not much now, but there are a couple of things waiting to come out, just need time.

Monday, January 02, 2006

2006, The Year of my First Kiss

Alas, I have not had my first kiss. But I am proclaiming this year to be The Year of my First Kiss.

I had made a new year's resolution, and that was to hug more. I can safely say, I have already fulfilled that resolution.

I watched the first 6 episodes of Firefly three nights ago, and watched the last 9 last night. It was a good series, and I really enjoyed the characters.

New year's was a blast. We played poker for 5 hours, we started with 6, and it came down to two, me and Duchess. And through some stroke of amazing luck and also some skill, she beat me right at the end when she was very small stacked and came back to smack me in the face. Good work. Though, it does make me hungry for a rematch at some point. I definatly did learn though, that I need to fold quite a lot more, especially when there are a lot of people, I was small stacked all the way until four were left when I made a giant come back and then became very agressive. I think I may have been less agressive if we weren't all dying from lack of sleep. But still, she did beat me. Good game.

My most recent "Novel" is gaining some head way. Unfortunatly I've been quite distracted and haven't hit the computer much in the past two days. Probably in about half a month to a month, I'll be letting about five of you see what I have so far. My reasons for this, is because my Novel will be requiring help from people. So just be ready.

As I've determined at looking at my schedule, I'm going to have to add an extra two hours or so a night to being on the computer. Which means alas, less time to socialize, but as I know my first kiss will be coming at some point this year, I'm not too worried about it.